The actual Nigel
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Nigel Riding a Giraffe — T-Shirt
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£26.99 GBP
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Nigel Riding a Giraffe — T-Shirt
£26.99 GBP
Sale price
£26.99 GBP
Regular price
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Wear the masterpiece.
The same stick figure that fooled millions—now positioned quietly on your chest.
Premium Bella + Canvas unisex fit, with Nigel placed roughly where a pocket would be. Subtle enough to wear to work. Absurd enough to be worth it.
- Premium combed ring-spun cotton
- Unisex fit
- Designed for everyday wear, not costume parties
- Printed on demand
- Free standard delivery to supported destinations.
Not a photograph. Not AI. Just Nigel Riding a Giraffe.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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The acquisition notes
Made properly. Kept indefinitely.
The joke may be quick. The object should not feel disposable.
Production with standards
Crisp reproduction and considered materials that respect the bit.
Delivery, explained
Available destinations and delivery charges are shown at checkout. Contact Will if you need an artwork for a particular date.