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The Nigel on the toilet Tee

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£26.99
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99fdf340-cfe8-4796-93ad-3fcdec9db3f9

The Nigel on the toilet Tee

£26.99
Sale price  £26.99 Regular price 
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The same stick figure that fooled millions — now quietly on your chest.


Premium Bella + Canvas unisex fit, with Nigel placed roughly where a pocket would be. Subtle enough to wear to work. Absurd enough to be worth it.


Premium combed ring-spun cotton

Unisex fit (true to size)

Designed for everyday wear, not costume parties

Printed on demand, shipped worldwide — free


The image you’re about to buy is not a photograph. Not AI. Just Nigel on the toilet.



Size guide



  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) -0.2 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) -0.1 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.

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